As Disney's Harmlessly Average World Tour hits Columbia, we just have to wonder where it will finally end. Here, yet another individual is given a quest that only they can complete in order to save everyone they love and at the same time, fill the part that is missing within themselves.
Blah, blah, blah. *heavy sigh*
If you have no new ideas, just go with one that has worked before, but make it MORE colourful, that'll be the answer, apparently.
A new Disney movie used to be an event, the same way that a new Pixar movie was something to genuinely get excited about. They now churn these out practically on command on their magically determined production line ensuring each product passes their imagined quality assurance.
This now appears to stretch them no further than making their characters cute, ethnically previously overshadowed, big eyed, good natured and never say 'cunt'.
For Mickey's sake, take a risk for once.