Plus points immediately for persuading Samara Weaving to be involved, and with such poetic irony...
"What's your favourite scary movie?" "Well, not that one.," says the Film Studies professor.
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I've said it before and will say it again. Welcome to the horror franchise that doesn't really understand horror. It's an enigma for a couple of generations that I have never understood. I have almost always felt I have a contemporary approach to most creativity, but then there is this as an example to disprove that theory. The splinter under a cuticle, buried so deep as to make getting rid of it horribly painful. Honestly, I don't know why the universe keeps making me do this.
I know of, though do not yet understand, the internet's fascination with Jenna Ortega. Seems the requisite American teenagers and twenty-somethings are woke enough these days to not accept ethnic whitewashing or diversity as an obstacle to stardom. Talent also, is not seemingly a requirement.
Imagine owning a Lamborghini, but leaving it untouched in your garage to play Gran Turismo on your PlayStation instead. Scream in general is the glossy, v-synced and ray-traced version of horror. Generating hundreds of millions of dollars of revenue, this touches nerves that I either don't have or are so warped by proper horror that this fails to really make much of a dent. If Hollywood didn't care about money, this would never have been made, or any of its predecessors. This is merely the blood-spattered phlegm coughed into a napkin at the first sign of aggressive lung cancer, worth paying attention to, but not really the problem.
"Whatever happened last time, expect the opposite."
I would go into this more fully, but just read the previous reviews of all of the other ones. They're the same thing with just a different number on the end is all, and I have better things to do.
One point for the Letterboxd shout. One removed for calling us nerds with no personality. Ooh, that burns!